HOLY JOB … Feb 18th, 2013
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What kind of guy is
attracted to a job where
he can’t have a wife?
Can’t have kids or a
family for the rest of his long life?
Can’t have a home of
his own and must dress in a dress that’s black,
After ten years in
university with no girls and can’t talk back.
But has to listen to
girl confessions about sexual sins,
There’s something about
this priestly holy job that a guy can win,
And that’s not all; he wears
colorful feminine garments to the floor,
Can’t try Martin
Luther stuff from a German Cathedral door.
So here’s my advice to
our forthcoming brand new pope in Rome,
Compel all priests to
marry a wife and live in their own home,
And when or if the
priest dies, his widow and kids are cared for by the church,
Her home is her own and
she doesn’t have to go out and search.
Feb 18th,
2013
