Appointment to the Canadian Supreme Court
by
Where does she come from; somewhere
over there;
Near the pizzeria at Dufferin and St
Clair.
They say she knows English or maybe
it is French,
And now she’s been appointed to the
Supreme Court Bench.
She took a course at night school
two years ago today,
She’s politically correct and made
the secret list that way.
She has a hidden agenda and belongs
to certain groups.
These multicultural activists types
have several known kooks.
And now dear sir, your questions;
they’re causing certain strife.
She’s a single mother with
connections and her appointment is for life.
That’s all you’re allowed to know
and that law’s written down,
And soon she’ll be wearing that red
and white gown.
What do you mean, she doesn’t stand
for anything at all?
She has a paper from night school hanging
on her wall.
How much does it take to decide a
Charter case?
A red gown and a stool and a scowl
on your face.
She’s at home right now reading the
Charter.
She says it covers everyone -
terrorists or martyrs,
Her appointment is final; Canadians
if you please,
With no referendums or death with
dignity so get on your knees.
